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- TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE REPUBLICAN WEEKEND
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- 10. "Hey, Rush -- that pot roast is for everybody!"
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- 9. "Why does everybody keep referring to this place as 'Newt
- Hampshire'?"
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- 8. "Screw the election -- let's go see that Brady Bunch movie!"
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- 7. "Run for your lives! It's Eisenhower!"
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- 6. "Once, I seen Dave Letterman open a ham using nothin' but a
- taxicab!"
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- 5. "We've all had it -- Oprah just announced her candidacy!"
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- 4. "Forget the issues -- what do you boys think about O.J.?"
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- 3. "Gerald Ford and George Bush just went to the golf course to
- kill a couple of spectators"
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- 2. "My dream ticket in '96? Kemp and Gump!"
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- 1. "Hey, Senator Dole -- the Ito beard really works!"
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- Letterman Tuesday, February 21, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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